YOU’RE RIGHT, I AM A COWARD!
I EVEN SCARE MYSELF. *SOBS*
In his most famous song, the Cowardly Lion muses on what it would be like if he had any courage (not realizing he already has plenty):
I’m afraid there’s no denyin’
I’m just a dandy-lion
A fate I don’t deserve
I’m sure I could show my prowess
Be a lion, not a mouse
If I only had the nerve…